I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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