My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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