so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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