Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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