If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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