Duck Duck Cougar?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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