Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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