The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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