you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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