All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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