Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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