found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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