their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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