yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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