And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
