Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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