I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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