I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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