Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's blow job season.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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