Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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