You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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