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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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