i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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