OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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