Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I wish I only lived at night.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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