Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She's like a pop up book from hell.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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