ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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