He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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