I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm too high and old for this...
Randomize