Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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