I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I feel like death gave me a hand job
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
