I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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