She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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