what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He has the fingertips of a God
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