i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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