Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
What a dumb baby whore.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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