question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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