you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
No subtext here. People are naked.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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