Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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