she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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