How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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