you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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