We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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