You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
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today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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