he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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