if only i could text you this smell
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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