i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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