They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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