why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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