He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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