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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'

  (708): View more from Illinois

  such a stalker...

  (248): View more from Michigan

  she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.

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  So for us it's double that?

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Precisely.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube

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  my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.

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• (916): View more from California

  They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.

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• (626): View more from California

  i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak

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