she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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