OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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