he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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