Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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