Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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