is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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