Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Bring me that man meat
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
